Hoi Polloi

Saturday, March 24, 2007

The first thing I got up to do this morning was not to tidy my bed or get myself wash-up, I reached out at the bottom of my bed to get my new water hula-hoop, and there I raised up my curtains to see the greenery from my room’s window. Starting with 200 everyday and increase as time passes. I simply cannot get myself up to jog, swim, play badminton/ tennis or roller-blade. This mini-morning workout will make me feel more “healthy”, I supposed.

Then headed down to get my lunch, Kway Chap ( I don’t rly know how to get the name out, it is the black colour gravy with pig’s intestines, yummylicious! egg, fishcakes etc and a bowl of kway tiao). That was so filling. Burp! Excuse me.

In the midst of the train, which like the world is so freaking small, I saw my ex-tutor,

“Miss ho” he examined (I don’t know why is he sounding so formal)
*Someone somewhere I heard my name, turn your head, I will too
“Oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I shouted
*Continue hi-ing and aftermath silence
*Okay say out smth jade, hurry.

So we continued and he added on, everything was more lively. Usuals' greeting; how’s life families study.
So he quitted his corporate law firm and got back to the courtroom, oh he is a lawyer by the way, and a super ultra friendly nice chap, I vividly remembers how tolerable he was to me in my primary & secondary days.
“Wow so hard how to do, I confirm fail, new topic, who the heck invented this formula, sucks lah, I think you get go home, I will get red marks etc” my rants to him.
“No no very step by step basis, you see, I will get an analogy for you”/ “Jade, keep quiet, I will show you now, I can explain” haha. So he went off at Orchard. Back to track:

Su and I went to east coast with the burning sun, totally blistering us out. No sun-block or sunglasses, come come welcome all the ultra-violet rays into the piggies’ body. We walked to one end and realized that the bicycle shop was the OTHER end, so like people, the park is extremely big, demanding healthy people with 2.4km record holders’ stamina, not us.
Like creepy-crawlies, we unenthusiastically slithered back, what to do!

Oh, Ride one hour, one hour free!
Yes, finally, we won a million ~~bucks~~ rupees – the destination.

The uncle got us a double rider, but the driver’s seat was so high, my shorty legs ain’t long enough, I was tipping toe and that is pretty dangerous considering the fact that in case of accident, I cant reach the ground in time and like DIE? Haha, not so serious but I never buy any bicycle’s insurance, better don’t play play. We tried umpteen times but I simply cannot balance it, plus Su is like almost my weight, so like another load to lookout for. You sickening burden of mine, haha, no no I love you alright. I can ride, I swear I could, just that I am not used to having someone as heavy as me, ah ya, in short, I got no muscles, if it was my cousin in less than 30kg, like bring it on man! We kept on laughing at the way we went topsy-turvy and screaming as the seats were like injuring our ~~toot.~~ We cant urinate anymore, from 24/3/07.
Ultimately, we gave up on that bike and requested for another one, which has lower seating and I could easily reach for the ground, but now, Su’s legs are too long, and so we adjusted the seats for her, slightly better, for at least the bike is now movable?! Cheers.
WOOOOpeeee! We set off, looking at the scenery (okay do not laugh, I know SG one is no better than places like Aust’s beaches), but come on I don’t see this ard my central home in Thomson, catching hunk (oh ang mohs), bikinis bladders, couples’ K.I.S.S.I.N.G, BBQs, skimming, jogging, people falling in the midst of showing their skills ( there was this one guy infront of us who suddenly turn ard and did some backwards stunts and TA TA he fell, gosh I almost crash onto him, thankfully I gave a sharp turn to the other lane… If not, see me in SGH now.
After getting the hang of it, we paddled and paddled and repeatedly whilst chatting everything under the sun. Apparently, we wanted to have la-la or like cockles so badly, Newton? Chomp chomp? Toapayoh? But the bus ride which dropped us at Suntec and the AIR-CON, totally got us to stay within that vicinity, so to my cousin, Crystal Jade and we had the Yami-yogurt (Su introduced, oh yes, nice, so refreshing)
Then nth more, zoom to my place, and Alicia is going to Japan in June, I am going to be innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the one and only tiny red dot in the world map, we the citizens of SINGAPORE!
Night.

The world of mine in without shine,

Deep upon I see is you,

Blooming moves, the sounds of you,

May the waves washes all my thoughts,

For all I need ain't just those.

HAHA, okay i wrote for fun, for that picture above.

BFFs

Saturday, March 24, 2007