I received these from this email with some cold jokes:

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $10.Teacher: You don't know Maths.Ted: You don't know my father!

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes

Dear.Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: Singapore, Sir.

Teacher: Which part?

Student: All of me, Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.

"What did you get?" asked his father."

My marks are under water," said the boy.

"What do you mean 'under water'?"

" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"