Say hi to Jayne who wants to lose 10kg with my magical words.
(She fathom I can make it true cause when I said wanted to group with her the day before, it came true!)

She was sick yet clubbing tonight, her rest along the journey home was interrupted by me, haha, yet she played along. In the midst, she appeared having breathless laughter due to her cough looking like an sick soul calling for an inhaler! Oh yes, she own a filthy mind! Eeeeee.








I never knew the danger of an over toaster till Saturday night. The focacia bread was burnt, totally black on the top, my brother tried lifting it up, the burnt portion touch onto the electric heaters disposed above, and the whole bread was on fire! Seriously, it sounds so serious, but was very very funny, because he tried to extinguish by fanning like a mad man, hahaha.

“Jade get up hurry get up” that was my Mommy at 8am on a Sunday morning.
My neighbour was getting married so mommy wants me to see and learn, wow biang and once I got up by that alarming voice of hers, I hardly could get back to sleep.
There were the bride’s friends in the house and the groom along with his friends outside the door negotiating terms to get in. The groom, accompanied by a child was as an omen of his future sons, haha, but the impatient child was kicking the door so hard, kids kids, haha.
At that point I was thinking how nice it will be like if the groom send a carriage over to the bride's family to bring the bride home. The carriage is decorated in red and is carried by four servants. Musicians will accompany the procession blah blah, that’s really traditional though.

So yes was saying, the groom’s party was met by the bride’s friends, who would not ‘surrender ’the bride until they were satisfied by red packets of money, ang pau from the groom’s representative. This was the occasion of much good-natured haggling before the two parties could reach an agreement. I overheard their terms cause they will damn loud, I think the whole block could hear them.

1) The groom and his friends were asked to drink a cup of vinegar! gross.

2) following eating a chilli each! haha









3) wearing paper undies each and do a dance along with the swaying of their butts! hahah





I saw the dance lah, haha not bad guys thesedays, I bet they ZOUK a lot. Soooo finally minutes of silence and the door was opened. Buffet and over to Sentosa for their wedding banquet later on with Mom. I love to see hot babes and pretty hunk well-dressed. Yes whatever Jade, bye.

Joessssssssss coming back like shit coming out from anus.

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