It is Storytime by Muks.
Copyright from Alicia.

Singaprick

Everyone has a story to say. Everyone’s life is a story in one way or another. Stories like Cinderella, Snow Black and The 7 Demons, Jack And The Beanstalk were all probably written by boring sons of bitches who had no life. So, they used their imaginations to create this wonderful but at the same time, strange world of pixies and dwarfs and elves and shit like that. We can take that muther Enid Blyton also. Enid Blyton used his/her imagination to create these characters. And they were and still are of great appeal to people of all ages, sizes, face shapes, skin color, underwear design and so on and so forth. So a story need not be real nor need it be fake. There is no right or wrong in a person’s imagination.

So based on this theory let me tell you a story about the characters of certain countries. And this story is my perception of how the countries’ characters are personified. I do wish to add on to say that I do not bear any grudges with any of these countries.One day Africa, America, Iraq and Singapore were taking a long and down nowhere in particular. Little did they know that Indonesia was sneaking behind them .

So every country was conversing with each other well. Especially Singapore. Singapore was bragging about how it had one of the best education systems in the world and how cosmopolitan a country it is. It went on to say that it accomplished so many heights in such a short period of time with so little people. Then Africa said, "Of course you accomplished so many things in such a little time. That’s because you have so little people to take care of. We, on the other have millions, close to a billion to take care of." After hearing this, Singapore ran behind the back of America like a pussy. It had nothing to say now. It was scared. America was trying to be the arbitrator in this situation. Iraq on the other hand was listening to this conversation and minding its own business.

However, America sensed with its ‘supernatural’ powers and suspected that Iraq was holding a gun. In all truth, Iraq had nothing in its possession. Although Iraq had many internal problems to deal with, it never really threatened any country. America too had internal problems, but it covered it up very well. There are many problems with America in fact .For one, they don’t really have a culture. Secondly, they kept on sending American soldiers all over the world, without knowing what they really want.

Our dear Singapore decided to agree with America in Iraq having a gun. It didn’t really know what it was trying to say. It just agreed with America. America was thinking, “I don’t really think Singapore is of any help in these kind of situations, but I shall just keep them allied to me for the fun of it.” America bothered about Singapore as much as a human would be bothered about the menstruation cycle of a moth.So, these 4 countries were walking and talking. But America was still feeling unsure about Iraq. Indonesia, who was sneaking upon them, was getting increasingly frustrated and annoyed with Singapore’s arrogance.

Iraq constantly denied having any weapons. Along the way they met China, who was also taking a stroll down alone. China told them that it had just invented a time machine that could bring anyone back and forth in time. Africa was amused by this invention but was resigned to the fact that time machines were the last things on their mind right now. They had too many problems to be thinking about time machines. Iraq, really, had nothing to say about this. America and our dear old Singapore, had thoughts running in their minds already. They wanted to make friends with China. They were both thinking about what they do best, reaping off the efforts of other countries.

China then left telling them that they could be friends.America then turned its attention to Iraq. Iraq constantly kept denying any wrong doings. It even emptied its pockets to show America. Singapore was still hiding behind America’s back and was asking Iraq to own up softly. Iraq, in all truth didn’t even know Singapore was there at all. It was not intimidated at all by Singapore’s meager attempt to act fierce.

Then, Africa, depressed by its own situation, decided to leave the group to go try and solve its own problems. All of a sudden, guess who arrived? INDIA! India was cycling in a sari and was smiling as though it had no worries at all. India waved to everyone and said "Dei, How are you da dei? Everything alright ah? Ok da dei, I go off first da. I got a billion corrupt people to feed da". And it cycled off. Singapore Iraq and America were thinking to themselves, "HUH? What a nut". Anyways, Singapore kept feeling fishy about something. It tried to put up a brave front.America was still angered by Iraq’s refusal to own up. Iraq was now a sad sight. America then decided it could not hold on any longer and decided to use force now. It sent soldiers to bring down Iraq.

While America was busy dealing with Iraq, Indonesia suddenly crept up behind Singapore. Singapore was momentarily stunned. America continued sending soldiers to Iraq to find the gun. Along the way many of the innocent American soldiers who had no choice but to fight, died while fighting. America after awhile did not really know what it was fighting for. It just decided to bring Iraq down. Iraq, was left defenseless and eventually was in shambles. America was still overjoyed for no apparent reason.

They never found the gun but were satisfied in bringing down Iraq. Dear Singapore was left to battle Indonesia alone. It could not turn to America as it was busy killing Iraq. Indonesia said to Singapore "Heh Heh. You arrogant little piece of shit. You were hiding behind America’s back all along eh? Now what you gonna do you little turd?" Singapore was now on its knees and crying to mercy. Indonesia did not care one but. Indonesia had the gun all along. It took out the gun and shot Singapore in the limbs.

Singapore was shitting in the pants now. For the final blow, Indonesia aimed the gun right at Singapore’s head and blew its head off. America saw Singapore dead and thought, "Damn, I felt like killing this bugger anyways". America went off. Then came India and China. India saw Singapore on the floor and asked China,
"Dei, what happened da?" China replied, "I don’t know, but it sure looks funny. What do you say we have a smoke and laugh about this?” India said, "DEI! Perfect da, let’s go".

And they went.

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